I MOVED!

Yea, NEW BLOG!


New title! New post! New concept! New look! New layout! New, erm, link?

BUT

Same idiot.

Sorry

Maybe i'm just not meant to be here.

I'm sure I can pick a thousand other people who deserve my seat much much much more than I do.

AS result was out. I passed. But passed at a super high risk. Just "cukup makan".

I failed Papa, Mummy, my sis, my bro, my grandparents, uncles, aunties, cousins and friends.

I'm sorry.

Again, people tell me "it's ok, as long as you tried your best."
But, I could have tried harder.

I waste my dad's hard earned cash for tuition, and it's not cheap. Other people don't go tuition, but they can score 4A flat, and can even play all day long.

It's just not easy for me to concentrate. I have nothing to blame, except me.

Everytime I found something to blame, I tell myself, "why can others stand it, but I can't?"

I wasn't born a genius. I'm lazy. I'm not brainy. I'm easily distracted. I'm useless.

Maybe I should quit facebook, gaming and all other stuff and focus on A2 exam.

Bye bye internet.

This blog is DEAD

REVIVED!!!

Okay that was cold.

Hmmm I finally deactivated my facebook account, and I don't use my twitter account, coz it seems f*cking complicated, so the only way you can follow me now is,

walk behind me and smell my fart.

Oi jalan cepat sikit la!
Lu pondan kah?


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~random update~

This blog is kinda dead.

Hmmmm let's see what happened when i left my blog dying by itself.

-I missed 2 years post of "Happy Anniversary BLOG!!!"
-I missed 2 years of new year resolution post that i dont have any realistic ones
-I missed 2 years of my own birthday post, yea yea, no one cares hehe
-I missed LOTS good blogging bout funny stuff around me
-I missed LOTS of blogging bout vacations

Yea the main point is, this blog is kinda dead. Maybe i should shut it down someday.
I remembered how enthusiastic I was when i just started blogging 3 years ago.
My blog used to be my pride. People recognise me as a writer of this blog. Yea that ended when I started getting emo over some scholarship stuff and posted real and original bullshits so people stopped visiting...

Well, let's get back to my main purpose here.

An update.

Hmmmm.....

Oh kaaaay let me start with a few fail signboards i found around me...

Kan-Chee-Bye
"Eff-Pussy Laksa"

Gago means ke-poh or 鸡婆 in Bahasa Sarawak.
I have to agree with this company that kids
ARE getting more and more 鸡婆 nowadays.

Notice the cat litter sand.
Now that makes me hungry.

Ong and Lai.
Pineapple.
Ong Lai.

Once a China-made,
always a China-made.

Click on it for a better look.

Ok next.

I went to Ipoh last Deepavali, with Richard and Andy.
It's very enjoyable, especially when we're surrounded by nice food around us. Credits to Richard for not letting us spent a dime on either food, transportation and for letting us sleep over at his place : )

Here's a part of our trip hehehehehe

A FLYING DONKEY!!!

♥♥♥

Richard on the lion and me spanking it.
I think spanking it will make it move.
But it didn't work, must be spoilt already.
Tsk tsk tsk such poor maintanence.

Richard showing us that his trunk can reach the ground
when he's half kneeling.

Feeling generous, so i dropped RM50 into the wishing well.
ohmygodyoumustberetardedtobelievethat

We posed with the Pig God statue

Richard's dad turned to check on us and we quickly changed pose,

but the camera snapped already.Andy joined!!

Hmmmmmm

Richard.
Childish hmph

Visited Tan Kian...

Table tennis with Tan Kian
Visited a sex toy shop

Watched "Takers" and Richard broke a chair...

Went for buffet, and decorated a boring orange juice with seafood : )
Now it looks yummy!!

And next time, if you cant finish the food on your table at the buffet,
just follow this instructional video on
"How to Clear Food on a Steamboat Buffet"

Well, i guess that's all. Sleep lar, good night~

Life.

My life is so messed up now.
Let's see.
-I'm the guy with the worst result.
-I'm the guy every jerk in JPA-MSU target to voice out their personal problems.
-I'm the "middle-man" of two quarreling jerks.
-I'm a fucktard who is not fit in this community.

There's times when I think quit living seems to be the greatest solution.

There's times when I think just killing someone would be the greatest solution.

There's times when I think taking drugs or whatsoever would be the best.

There's times when I think just simply bashing up those retards mocking me would be the greatest thing to do.

There's times when I say "I pray that you'll get involved in car accident" and i really mean it.

There's times when I smile at your pathetic jokes and smile but then I go to a corner somewhere then I would tremble with anger, BUT I still face your jokes everyday, with a smiling face.

There's times when I get really really heartbroken when you call me "loser" indirectly.
Oh yah, you're my lecturer by the way.

There's times when I go for consultation and counselings, but it turns out that YOU gave me so much more misery and you think you're helping by doing so.

There's times when you keep pointing me out in class like I can't do anything at all by myself and I need someone's help my whole life.

There's times when I raise my fist half way in the air already when you sarcastically clap your hand or rejoice whenever I solve a maths problem right or answer some quiz right.

There's times when I hope you realise how seriously I mean it when I show you my middle finger.

There's times I weep alone before I sleep, thinking about my life as the only normal-guy in this community of geniuses.

But there's still reasons I still continue to live on.
God, Family and You. That's all.

From today onward, I'll only live for God, my family, and you.
Nothing else.

And when I say FUCK MY LIFE, i mean it.


By the way, this is not a facebook status because I only want those closer to me to see this.

Semester 1, OVER.

It's been a while since i last updated my blog, and now i get readers bugging me to update. Oh yah, by the way,

I'M IN KUCHING!!!
*kisses house wall*

I'm currently back in Kuching for my Semester 1 holidays. Honestly, Shah Alam sucks, but I've been spending great time back there. There's been much complain about MSU, but if they ask me, i'll say MSU is kinda new and it's been improving A LOT since they day i first reached MSU.

Ok now, for some memorable things/activities that has been going on for the Semester 1.

I.) Learn how to dunk, kinda.

I mean, at least i tried, right?

By the way, if you're THAT un-observant, I was dunking on a netball loop.

II.) Sleep.

This is what MSU JPA scholars like to do best. Some can really earn professional income by sleeping. I wonder where else in the world i can find people with pro-er sleep poses.

Here's some sleep poses i identified...
*sorry, i posted some before. so...don't be surprise if they're repeated.

1.Oh-Em-Gee-I-Broke-My-Neck Pose

Mr Jayson

2. MSU-Table-Is-Better-Than-My-Bed Pose

Apparently, it's true. I tried it once, friggin nice wei!
Ok ok, maybe more than once.

3. Jimmy-Can-Mr-Hairy-Leg-Nap-On-Your-Bed Pose

4. OMG-Your-Feet-Smells-Good Pose

5. Hehehe-I-Always-Take-Pic-Of-Other-People-But-Now-People-Take-My-Pic Pose

Yes, AB you can always thank me later.

6. Tidur-Gaya-Perverted-Stare Pose

7. I'm-Trying-My-Best-To-Reach-My-Armpit Pose

8. Tidur-Jurus-Sang-Pengemis Pose

9. Tidur-Style-Kerusi-Keras-KTM Pose

and

10. Sleeping-Like-JIMMY Pose!


Oh yah! I took a video of some models sleeping too!! Check it out.

The Untold Rules about Sleeping in MSU
-The library sofa is ALWAYS the best for sleeping
- Do NOT sleep at the toilet bowl.
- Bring some tissue paper with you ALL THE TIME. In case girls pass by and you drool when you sleep.
- Physics Lab is ALWAYS a good time to sleep.
- Night time at the hostel is for studying.
- The MSU bus is MADE for us to sleep in.

III.) Gaming.

We play FIFA, DotA, Need For Speed and just recently, Starcraft.

Actually, i stopped playing DotA already. But my housemates are still into it, so i managed to get a few snap of their everyday DotA life.

Air-conditioner + Being Half Naked
=
Wrap Yourself Up with Blanket + Play DotA

And we play FIFA~
Here's winning and losing scene of Jayson. Spot the difference.


IV.) Practise Perverted Faces.

I think I mastered it. All thanks to Mr Goh J.Shen.YEA!
I MADE IT!!
"Sarawakian-in-Shah-Alam-Style Perverted Face"

V.) Watch TV

Eventually someone didn't get to watch Power Rangers in Shah Alam so he brought his very own Power Ranger pillow case to cure his misery of months without Power Ranger.

VI.) Attend Lecture, Lab, Malaysian Studies and Lectures. Oh yah, i forgot Lab. We also attend lots of Lecture.

We have to wake up EARLY in the morning to attend class and something we dont have enough time to bath or what. Yah, i know, we kinda stink.

But the main thing is our hair.

Define "bad hair day".
Defined.

VII.) Lab Fun~Playing with plasticines...

Nice arse :)Stop staring. It's rude.

Anyone wants me to remove me pixel HEHEHEHEHE


Well, Fiona and the gang inspired this!!!

VIII.) Birthdays!!!

There's Andy's, Ric's, YeeMin's, Fiona's bla bla bla....

And the best one is still Andy's bday!! We went to Jogoya Restaurant at Bukit Bintang,

I MISS THAT PLACE
*emo*

We brought across the BUSY road.

We made the Sibu-an EAT

And they made the Kuchingite use that stupid machine
that don't want to sell their 100+.
It's me by the way.

I'm from Kuching, if you haven't notice.
Like Kenny Sia
*nose aim high high*

Oh no no no no, that's not all. I just ran out of ideas and i cant really recall much of our activities.

My next post will be bout my Ipoh trip.
Oh yah by the way, I LOVE IPOH : )

and KUCHING : )