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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

The Evolution of Shapes of Penises

Years ago, human have HUGE and LONG penis.

Now, human have SMALL and SHORT penis.


NO LAH

That's not what i'm about to talk about in this post.

In this post, i just wanna share a couple of "symbols" used by chatters around the word to express their feeling by showing their penis.

Not stripping, but just showing their penis, in their own unique way.

This is not unique.
Everyone done that already.
**not me**

What i'm talking about are symbols type out on your keyboard by using alphabets and punctuations.

Let me show you the earliest one.

1st Generation.

The "o zero o".

Frequently used by:
No. 1 kchwildkidbullshit Reader **you know who**.
Dickson Wong.
Jimmy Ratan.

2nd Generation.
The "Zero"
Used to describe a kiasu person with no balls.
Notice the "o" at the sides disappeared.

Only used once, by:
Dickson Wong,
during a DotA match where he is accused of maphacking.


3rd Generation.
The "Em Ell Em"
Looks like a cacated person with 4 testicles and a thin-erected penis.

Introduced to me by:
No 1 kchwildkidbullshit Reader.

Frequently used by:
The same 3 person mentioned in 1st Generation.


4th Generation.

The "Equal Equal Equal Dee".
Looks like a perfected penis chop into pieces.

Introduced by Richard Bong,
after he noticed this from a foreign DotA match.


5th Generation.

The "Eight Equal Equal Equal Dee".
A perfected penis with balls.

MY CREATION.

teehee!

Last but not least.

The 6th Generation...


The most popular

"FUCK YOU!"


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

mlm!!!!

hee hee. its fingers la jim. stupidddd

Jimmy said...

i know. just wanna make "fingers" sound interesting...